The truth is, that in reality, superpowers aren't as awesome as they've been hyped up to be.  Some of them are, but let's assume you can shoot beams out of your eyes, that means that when you're saving a damsel in distress from your evil arch nemesis, you're probably gonna give her 3rd degree burns on her massive tits or sweet ass.  Which doesn't really make you much of a hero.  Super strength?  One sneeze and you would have to buy new furnitures.  Elastic body? Penile dysfunction. Mutant spider powers?  Take off your shoes every time you want to scale a building. 

Why am I telling you this, you may ask?  Well, I'm going to let you in on a secret.  I have superpowers - I can turn invisible.  It sucks.  Let me explain some physics to you guys. 

• Light travelling, hits object, object is made visible. 
  
• Light travelling, doesn't really hit me, keeps travelling, I am invisible.
• Light travelling, hits inside of eye, receptors of eye interpret the light, you get vision.

So, by drawing a conjecture, you can probably see what my greatest problem is.  Light passes through me, therefore it never hits my eye, therefore I can't see jack shit when I'm invisible.  So, no, I cannot use my invisibility to spy on the girls while having a shower.  That pretty much makes the whole 'superpower' useless. I rarely use it anyway.  I tend to not speak or make any sound when I am invisible.  The main reason is to not freak people out. I did try to run away from a clingy woman who just wouldn't let me leave once by turning myself invisible and darting to the door.  I broke one of her vases and cut my hand really deeply.  In fact I have a huge scar on my right hand.  Luckily it's invisible.

Anyway, you know my secret now.  So remember, if you open my room suddenly and see porn playing on the PC, I'm probably actually there, but you guys startled me and I turned my self invisible.