So there I was, a fairly untypical evening if I do say so myself.  As I was watching (and finally understanding) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind this incredibly hot 23 year-old, which we shall call Naomi, was giving me the best head I ever got.  I could go into the details of that but I'm pretty sure you don't really care about how the first part of the movie is easily foreshadowing the rest of the story in a subtle way.  At the same time, I was just reaching the final level of Crush on the PSP and I absentmindedly reached out and took a sip of my beer which was inconveniently placed on top of a house of cards.  And I thought to myself: "Why is it that they say that women are better than men at multi-tasking?"

I distinctly remember I had managed to come up with perfectly good proof, complete with example of why that wasn't the case, but at that moment Naomi hung up from the phone and told me: "Here I just made you a sandwich."

And I thought: "Mmmm, sammich," and that's all I remember...